R18 - Unsolicited D*ck Pack

Know a dick that you kinda like and want to let them know? 

Need to apologise to a loved one for being a dick? 

Wanna make someone LOL? 

These exclusive Dick Packs are what you need! 

Perfect as gifts for the dicks in your life, these packs come with a mini crystal peen (crystal type will vary), a wee punny card, and few small tumblestones - all packaged in our signature suede pouch to keep it classy. 

Price is for one dick pack, please select what you'd like your card to say using the drop down menu. Crystal willies are approximately 1 inch (sorry), and are randomly selected.